What's up with all these Facebook university groups that people are joining that showcase "university characteristics", which they claim are exclusive only to their institution? You know you're a SMU student when you ... 1), 2), 3) & 4) ? Can anyone even put down a definition like that? OK, let's try it:
Let's take this FB group that some twit of a Joycie Koor created on Facebook:
You know you're a SMU student when ...
a) You've spent numerous weekends in school sprucing up that report, fluffing up that presentation ...
b) You've never stepped into a mall or any of the museums during the entire semester despite being located in the heart of the city.
c) Your insides crush to receive that B+ grade because the least you expect is an A.
d) You spend most of your waking hours on MSN/Skype/Facebook, especially the 'Overhead at SMU' page...
e) You feel like a zombie when it's barely midweek
f) All of the above & more!
I'm sorry, so what do the rest of us do? We sit in coffeeshops and stir coffee while watching Hokkien drama? For starters, practically 1 in 2 INDIVIDUALS (not even students) living in today's technology has MSN/Skype/Facebook and spends exorbitant amounts of time on these platforms while committing himself / herself to institutional websites - PM Lee's "Overhead at SMU" may be The Temasek Review, for all you know.
Let me try to put that definition Koor charmingly came up with under other more reasonable labels; I can fit the context of a), b), c), d), e) and f) into these labels:
- Overworked mother:
- Movie director
- Man having an affair
1. Overworked mother:a) You've spent numerous weekends at home cleaning the house
b) You've never stepped into a mall or any of the museums during the entire semester despite being located in the heart of the city (too much laundry, idiotic kids and lousy hours in a low-paying job)
c) Your insides crush to receive the news that your son / daughter has not received an A for a test, but B+ (curse that school - must be the over-achieving, very unique, very difficult school system)
d) You spend most of your waking hours on MSN/Skype/Facebook, especially the "Job Seeker" page
e) You feel like a zombie when it's barely midweek
2. Movie director:a) You've spent numerous weekends working at the set
b) You've never stepped into a mall or any of the museums during the entire semester despite being located in the heart of the city
c) Your insides crush to receive the news that you received the second-best ratings
d) You spend most of your waking hours on MSN/Skype/Facebook, especially the "Movie Critique" page
e) You feel like a zombie when it's barely midweek
3. Man having affaira) You've spent numerous weekends staying over at your mistress'
b) You've never stepped into a mall or any of the museums during the entire semester despite being located in the heart of the city (worried that someone familiar may bump into you)
c) Your insides crush to receive the news that your wife, having found out, rated your performance in bed a B+ instead of the expected A
d) You spend most of your waking hours on MSN/Skype/Facebook, especially the "Divorce Act" page
e) You feel like a zombie when it's barely midweek (no wife, mistress threatens to leave as and when she wants, kids fall out with you)
My point is these characteristics are representative of practically any individual.
I have really good / best friends studying in schools like SMU, and it creates a bad name for them when certain students are tiring the fuck out of everybody by a) constantly talking about their school b) constantly FB-ing about their school. Seriously, get a life outside of this bubble of self-indulgence - you're just the same as everyone else doing this same shit.